Ten Things I Hate
June 5, 2011Ten Things I Hate
An observation by Steve Andersen
Waking up in the middle of the night is not always pleasant. I woke up one night to turn over and my elbow was imbedded firmly on the zipper of my pillow slip. My immediate response was, “ouch!”. Next I said, under my breath was, “Oh, I hate that”. Thus , my list was born.
Ten Things I Hate
1. Pillow slips with zippers.
2. Rectal exams.
3. Holes in my socks.
4. Crashing computers.
5. Drivers who don’t know how to merge onto a freeway.
6. Slugs.
7. The “F” word.
8. Ball point pens that don’t write.
9. Waking up six times a night to go to the bathroom.
10. Not making it to the bathroom in time.
Posted by STEPHEN ANDERSEN.