Ten Things I Hate

An observation by Steve Andersen

Waking up in the middle of the night is not always pleasant.  I woke up one night to turn over and my elbow was imbedded firmly on the zipper of my pillow slip. My immediate response was, “ouch!”. Next I said, under my breath was, “Oh, I hate that”.  Thus , my list was born.

Ten Things I Hate

1.       Pillow slips with zippers.

2.       Rectal exams.

3.       Holes in my socks.

4.       Crashing computers.

5.       Drivers who don’t know how to merge onto a freeway.

6.       Slugs.

7.       The “F” word.

8.       Ball point pens that don’t write.

9.       Waking up six times a night to go to the bathroom.

10.    Not making it to the bathroom in time.